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Pre-shrunk so it holds its shape and size wash after wash, lightweight enough to layer under a hoodie on a cold gym morning or wear solo on the raid night that follows, and the high stitch-density fabric keeps every print crisp set after set. 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Modern classic unisex fit: comfortable on every body type, roomy enough to move, no tight-cotton chest-day awkwardness. Pre-shrunk so it holds its shape and size wash after wash, lightweight enough to layer under a hoodie on a cold gym morning or wear solo on the raid night that follows, and the high stitch-density fabric keeps every print crisp set after set. 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